when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
I fucking need
found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link
maybe the doctors should take some time off and let natural selection do it’s work
This is gold…
The diabetes ones are fucking hilarious.
Transformation tuesday. Left is me now obviously and the right is me two years ago. Fuckkkk
real friends are those ones who answer at your messages in 0.2 seconds and those ones who want to talk with you all day long