helplesshippie:

You know what I would like right now?
-a bucket of KFC chicken
-some dove dark chocolate with almond pieces
-an assortment of Disney movies on VHS to watch with someone
-a boyfriend or girlfriend to cuddle with while we watch the movies
-a belly rub
-lots of kisses
-a few dabs shared with my boyfriend/girlfriend

Is this too much to ask?!


I just want a stoner boyfriend!

baked-like-a-motherfucking-cake:

Someone to smoke with constantly all day, while cuddling, blasting music and playing video games. Then go to raves or concerts on the weekends. Aimlessly adventure with no where to go with friends and just make a new crazy memory. We could show each other our favorite bands and learn to accept each others pasts, and laugh away the bad times. Is this too much to ask?


weknowyourehigh:

True story.

weknowyourehigh:

True story.


missbiancabell:

My favourite ever Top Gear segment. This is how I feel about driving. Jeremy Clarkson has the best way with words.

missbiancabell:

My favourite ever Top Gear segment. This is how I feel about driving. Jeremy Clarkson has the best way with words.



highdash:

Baby come suck my cock while I roll this blunt for you.


"a wake & bake and morning sex are essential to all successful relationships"
— that-stoner-malcome-prince (via that-stoner-malcome-prince)

"You beautiful poetic stoned girl, I love you!"
— Te Boyfriend (via dances-with-hippies)

jassicorn:

On our first date, let’s go get burgers and just park the car and listen to music. Let’s talk about ourselves until things get awkwardly quiet, and then let’s laugh at how awkward it got.

By our 3rd date, I hope we’re laying in the grass at midnight. Smoking, laughing, and having deep…


I want a stoner relationship…Nothing like toking and cuddling with your girl!